i go by the pseudonym 'barbie', and not because i'm a plastic whore, but because i'm a blonde asian who's popular among girls.
i have many friends, who i share my perfect life with. i happen to own everything you can think of, in pink.
i can be scary at times because i don't blink and stare at you no matter where you are; i also smile 24/7, even when you break my head off.
yes, i'm really a victim of decapitation, a supermodel body, and a symbol of bimboism. (:
holy shit, i'm perfect!
& i'm a total perv. (: