Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.
Adam - cute, funny, chicks dig him, has the potential to be stalked.
Adrian - small todger, probably gay.
Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed by women.
Alex - cute but a liar and a cheater.
Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule.
Andrew - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
Antonio - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.
Arnold - loser.
Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.
Ashley - wanker who’s losing his hair.
Barry - lights fires, pinches girl’s bottoms, and is well hung.
Ben - looks like he has been pulled through a hedge backwards and chews with his mouth open.
Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.
Brad - thinks everyone likes him… but they don’t.
Brandon - good looking but uses girls.
Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
Brett - worldwide slut and really insensitive, woman love him.
Brian - a wanna be charmer, he’s not the Messiah he’s just a very, very naughty boy.
Bryan - sexy but stupid
Bronsen - annoying and never grows up.
Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else’s name is also Bruce.
Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you’ll kill him within a week.
Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.
Cameron - Australian, like Bruce.
Carl - thinks he’s funny… he’s not, falls asleep during sex.
Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.
Chad - cute, sensitive, and very studly.
Charles - can’t trust him, eyes too close together.
Chris - can’t pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.
Christopher - soppy and too clingy to make a relationship last. spends most of his life drunk and kisses like a washing machine.
Christian - very sexy and seductive, full of his self.
Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with ‘jailbait’.
Clive - very sweet and adores girls, but prefers to watch.
Cole - nice, funny, and fun to be around.
Colin - lies to women and blows up public buildings.
Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.
Craig - the lights on but no ones at home.
Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
Daniel - sweetest guy in the world, soft and gentle but good in bed. he’s a keeper!
Darren - charming, but sleeps with men.
Daryl - smells bad, has no real mates.
David - hottie and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence. can be gay!
Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter.
Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.
Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot.
Derek - has a great sense of humor.
Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please.
Don - dickhead.
Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem, and farts.
Drew - bad.
Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.
Dylan - horny bastard who can’t sing.
Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
Eddie - wants too many chicks he’ll never get cos he’s an asshole.
Elliott - full of himself.
Eric - shy.
Ewan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.
Frank - “different”.
Fred - sucks pig’s dicks and swallows the lot.
Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight.
Gary - dreams about mud wrestling girls, drug addict but willing to share.
Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.
Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
George - barman who drinks more than he serves, treats girls like shit.
Glen - the sweetest guy.
Graeme - very hard to understand, likes group sex.
Graham - will screw everything.
Grant - horny. but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.
Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself.
Harry - has back hair.
Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.
Hathem - smooth, but manipulative, not to be trusted around young girls.
Hayden - tries too hard.
Henry - has gay like movements frequently. likes to run everywhere. would screw wellington boots.
Howard - likes small breasts.
Ian - really popular but knows all the girls want him… yeah right.
Ivor - militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies.
Jack - stupid but hot, always right.
Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.
Jamie - scum of the earth.
James - built like a horse. likes to bite while kissing.
Jason - big headed. never fails to grab the girls attention, full of bullshit.
Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well.
Jeff - really ugly.
Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.
Jeremy - loud and thinks that he’s all that.
Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.
Jim - sweet, he fantasies about love and affection.
Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.
Joel - arse.
John - has no friends or life.
Jolyon - absolute raving homosexual.
Jon - countless two timer and bully.
Jonathon - loud.
Jordan - sexy but weird in bed.
Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.
Josh - full of himself, fun.
Junior - hottie and totally good at football.
Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful.
Judith - eats a lot, likes to feel superior.
Kain - the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.
Kane - an absolute and complete asshole.
Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends. also has a large penis.
Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem.
Kenneth - very, very… anything you want him to be.
Kurt - can kick anyone’s ass.
Kyle - hornball who eats too many corn chips.
Lance - plays with his penis cos no one else will.
Larry - cute but a wannabe player with a big ass.
Laurie - short and funny looking.
Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total bandit.
Lewis - lonely, sad bit, bit of a tosser.
Lyndon - can always be found in bed or in the pub.
Liam - loud mouthed asshole.
Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.
Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.
Luke - seems to be sweet. but of a tosser though.
Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers.
Marc - an idiot who can’t spell for shit. would do anything for sex.
Mark - wished girls liked him for who he is and not his great looks.
Matt - likes drinking and is full of shit.
Matthew - has less brains than a donkey does in one of its hoofs. thinks constantly about porn.
Michael - very good looking but he’ll do anything for a girl.
Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.
Mike - shag muffin.
Mohammed - small penis.
Morgan - the only thing that is big is his ego.
Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.
Nick - nice.
Neil - sweet and will do anything in the world for you, great in bed.
Oliver - likes men but is in denial.
Oscar - loser.
Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.
Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality on found in gays.
Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women fell like virgins.
Phillip - stupid idiot who wishes he was cool.
Rhys - great lover but has his mind stolen by aliens a long, long time ago.
Richard - can’t see his feet, his balls are too big.
Ricky - ugly shithead who everyone hates.
Rikki - the fucking greatest in the world, everyone loves this guy.
Rob - constantly watches porn.
Ron - spends most of his time looking at the base of his spine, when his head is up his own ass.
Roy - total oser and computer genius.
Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.
Russell - likes to play in the leaves, which makes him an asshole.
Ryan - tall with a sexy body and even sexier mind.
Sam - wannabe sex machine.
Scott - has serious disabilities, also takes it up the butt.
Sean - has small testicles and no friends.
Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.
Shane - not very nice, lies to pick faults.
Shannon - the most determined and persevering sweetie in the world.
Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.
Spencer - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster.
Steve - popular and funny and hung like a donkey.
Stuart - droll guy with a great ass and suicidal tendencies, but great in bed.
Ted - hairy, sensitive, and a great shag.
Teddy - great friend, crap boyfriend. clowns have been known to look more stylish.
Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.
Toby - best blow ever.
Tom - extremely arrogant.
Tommy - no.
Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around, prefers getting done up the ass.
Travis - fat and horny with the best video game collection to be found.
Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
Troy - cute and popular.
Taylor - happy, laughing hyena.
Warren - cool, homosexual guy.
Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate.
Will - wishes he were popular.
William - tall, dark, and handsome.
Zach - sweet, polite, and adorable.
Zack - thinks he’s Superman. great in bed due to ego.
Zahid - devious and shy, not to be trusted.

oh alan…. -__-

The William I know is short.
The Jonathon I know is quiet.
Jason, my brother, doesn’t get much of girl’s attention… :P 
The Josh I know is— well, that’s pretty accurate.
BEN CHEWS WITH HIS MOUTH CLOSED xD
Luke is not a tosser. He’s one of my closest friends.
Ian’s accurate.
Cameron’s Chinese… >___>”
Charles’ eyes are actually fine xD
Brandon is NOT good-looking. No no no.

HAVE I PROVED YOU WRONG ENOUGH? 

 

 

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